Message: 1 little piggy went to market 2 little piggy stayed home 3 little piggy had roat beef 4 little piggy had none... and this little piggy is away from the computer right now and will get back to you when he/she is done!
Message: (YOUR NAME)'s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.